April Fool Sms

April Fool Sms

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cuz i like u very much. will u be my partner to rob a bank?



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When u feel lonely n alone & canot see any one around u,the world seems to b fading away,com along wit me I will talk u to an eye specialist.



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Amazing six facts: 1.90% of people in Myanmar don't drink milk 2.Snake's vision is up to 5 kilometer. 3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury. 4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland. 5.zebra doesn't have liver. . . 6.All the details are False. Thanks For Beleiving Me For A While. April Fool..



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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. It's on 1st of April. Surprised? . . . Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.



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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don�t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere. april fool ...



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When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.




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I Miss u a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Karina Kapoor
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."




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If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything,
I'll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.




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I want you to be witt me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill !!!!




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True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.




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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its to late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool!




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Hi,

Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
for Me in your Heart!!
I May come there any time!
your's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"




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The Day Has Come....
When the whole world is CELEBRETING....

Your NAME.
Your FAME.
Your PERSONALITY.
Your THOUGHS.
Your VIEWS.
After all it's your
day.......
Fools Day !!!.



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If today any one talks & praises you for your

1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude
kick them off.
How dare they fool you before april 1st.



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FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
you are the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL's
HAPPY APRIL FOOL's DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL -



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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat

for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it without the word cat.




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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.



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I am your girlfriend:

Smart

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excellent.

Romantic.
Haina????
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.



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When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.



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Fact1: U can not touch
your lower lip with ur tounge

Fact2: After reading this
99/100 idiots would try it.



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The time since I have met you
i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.

So if you dont mind..
Can I sell you?


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If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur -good looks -nature -style -attitude, Kick him/her off. How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.


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Hey U Know, Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 1st April.. U Know Why ??? If she accepts den its your luck, otherwise just tell her April Foooooll.


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Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now���Sorry I have to leave, because I can�t find a brain. Happy April fool Day.... Plz open this after 1 day at thursday. . . . . . I know u can�t wait. So Congratz. U r d 1st FOOL. April Fool in Advance


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