April Fool Sms

April Fool Sms

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cuz i like u very much. will u be my partner to rob a bank?



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When u feel lonely n alone & canot see any one around u,the world seems to b fading away,com along wit me I will talk u to an eye specialist.



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Amazing six facts: 1.90% of people in Myanmar don't drink milk 2.Snake's vision is up to 5 kilometer. 3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury. 4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland. 5.zebra doesn't have liver. . . 6.All the details are False. Thanks For Beleiving Me For A While. April Fool..



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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. It's on 1st of April. Surprised? . . . Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.



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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don�t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere. april fool ...



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When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.




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I Miss u a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Karina Kapoor
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."




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If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything,
I'll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.




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I want you to be witt me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill !!!!




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True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.




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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its to late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool!




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Hi,

Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
for Me in your Heart!!
I May come there any time!
your's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"




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The Day Has Come....
When the whole world is CELEBRETING....

Your NAME.
Your FAME.
Your PERSONALITY.
Your THOUGHS.
Your VIEWS.
After all it's your
day.......
Fools Day !!!.



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If today any one talks & praises you for your

1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude
kick them off.
How dare they fool you before april 1st.



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FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
you are the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL's
HAPPY APRIL FOOL's DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL -



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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat

for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it without the word cat.




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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.



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I am your girlfriend:

Smart

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excellent.

Romantic.
Haina????
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.



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When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.



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Fact1: U can not touch
your lower lip with ur tounge

Fact2: After reading this
99/100 idiots would try it.



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The time since I have met you
i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.

So if you dont mind..
Can I sell you?


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If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur -good looks -nature -style -attitude, Kick him/her off. How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.


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Hey U Know, Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 1st April.. U Know Why ??? If she accepts den its your luck, otherwise just tell her April Foooooll.


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Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now���Sorry I have to leave, because I can�t find a brain. Happy April fool Day.... Plz open this after 1 day at thursday. . . . . . I know u can�t wait. So Congratz. U r d 1st FOOL. April Fool in Advance


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Anniversary Sms

Anniversary Sms
Another year 2 create
Precious memories together.
Another year 2 discover
New things 2 enjoy abt each other.
Another year 2 strengthen
A marriage that defines forever.
Happy Anniversary!



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I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
So, this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...



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Remember the yesterdays
Plan your tomorrows
and celebrate your today
Happy anniversary to a lovely couple
God bless both of you



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That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You are just as special to me today
As u still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary




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I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this Special occasion
I want to remind you That you are my everything
and my love is true, Happy Anniversary




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Happy Anniversary and May ur marriage be Blessed with
love, joy and companionship
For all the years of your lives




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When you Really want something
some you have to swim a litte
Deeper.. you can't give up just
Because things don't come easy..
You have to overcome the obstacles
and face ur fears...
But in the end, it's all worth
While life is full of ups and downs
But if you believe in yourself
You will always come through with
Flowing colours,..
Value friendship, Love and faith,..
Never Underestimate yourself
believe in yourself,,.!
HAVE A GOOD LIFE !!!!



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As your lives join in love forever and your hopes and joys twice increase.
May the road your hearts travel together be paved with God's perfect peace
. Any may you delight in discovering as you walk hand in hand every day that throughout the course of love's journey
God is with you each step of the way.
Congratulations on ur wedding!



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How sweet is the moment when marriage first starts.
With a making of vows and giving of hearts.
When so many beautiful joys lie in store.
and every day holds the promise of more.
How full are the years when a marriage grows strong
with faith and commitment to guide it along.
When a home is warm with sharing,laughter and fun.
As tenderely, gently two loves become one.
How good it can be when love's dream all come true.
For a wonderful couple as special as you.



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A light, happy heart
A bright, happy day

That's what you are wished
With much love today

Happy Wedding Anniversary



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Love brought you together
As husband and wife

And gave each of you
A best friend for life

Happy Wedding Anniversary



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Your anniversary is a time
For sharing your affection
It's obvious the two of you
Have quite a deep connection!



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On this special day
best wishes go to you
that this wonderfull love you share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love.



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We've a collection of happy anniversary message, poems, anniversary sayings and quotes 4 golden, silver, 10th , 20th, 50th love anniversary message 4 husband, wife, friend, teacher, uncle, aunty and for weddings.


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Have a Happy Anniversary The day that�s filled with fun And remember the day That you two became one..


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I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!


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To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land, May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand. Happy Anniversary..


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I am sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know its true, On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true, Happy Anniversary...


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Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you're my darling wife. happy anniversary.....


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Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary....


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Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight, Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.


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I'll Always Remember The Day I Married You, Without You My Love, My Beauty, I Don't Know What I'd Do, Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two, I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.


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I am sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much, I hope I say it often enough I want you to know its true, On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true, Happy Anniversary...


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We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract. Happy Anniversary!


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Advice Sms

Advice Sms
Someday u will see that It all has finally come together. What u have always wished for has finally come to be. U will look back & laugh at what has passed & u will ask yourself. How did I get through all of that..



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Living Alone is really better than living with fake people, who hate you but act like loving you, so be honest with your relations otherwise leave them....



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If you ever feel in life that all doors are closed, Remember these words: "A closed door is nt always locked so, give it a push at least.



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When Iron gets Hot you can mold it in any shape, Never loose your temper or else, Unless people will mold you the way they want...



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if u want to shine like sun. at first u will have to burn like it.



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People will always throw stones in your path ! but it depends on u, what do u make from it, A "Wall" of difficulties. OR A "Bridge of success.



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A Winner Can Show You The Way To Success, But A Looser Can Make You Aware Of All Ways For Failure.... Watch the sun rise atleast once a year.



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"Success is not an Accident, it is the Result of Our Attitude. Failure is not a Crime, it is the Lack of Effort" so, work with effort, success is yours.."



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What you don't like happening to yourself, don't do it to others...



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Anybody can love a rose, but it takes a great deal to love a leaf, Don't love sumone who is beautiful, but love the one who can make Ur life beautiful.



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Be there when people need you.



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Shoot for the moon... because even if you miss you will end up in the stars.



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The pen is mightier than the sword
But sword fights are pretty cool



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1 Advice don't change
1 Request Take care
1 Wish Don't forget me
1 Lie - I hate you
1 Truth I miss you
1 Hope We'll always be good friends.



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Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden
when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring.



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Little advice to guys:"Always communicate with ur girlfriends as long as ur parents are paying the phone bills!"



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Anybody can love a rose,
but it takes a great deal to love a leaf.

Don't love sum one who is beautiful,
but love the one who can make Ur life beautiful.



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When someone loves you
You don't realize it
When you realize it, its too late
You always love the one who leaves you
& leave the one who loves you



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The sun makes Moon shine
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine
Wax makes Candle shine.

But what makes u shine......



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Future is not what we planned for tomorrow
it's the result of what we do today



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If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache do what it says on the aspirin bottle
Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children.



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I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice and then going away and doing the exact opposite.



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Anyone who proposes to do good must not expect people to roll stones out of his way but must accept his lot calmly if they even roll a few more upon it.



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A good heart and a good nature r two different issues
A good heart can win many relationships, but a good nature can win many good hearts.



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Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unnecessary breaks others will push you back.



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If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon something.



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Never fear from shadows. They simply mean there is some light nearby.



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Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.



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Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.



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If YOU cant be a Pencil to write any ones happiness
Then try to be nice rubber to erase the sorrows of others


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Every bad situation will have something positive.
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day.
Think of this and lead ur life.


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Don't walk as if you rule the world. Walk as if you don't care who rules the world...!


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Love is Like MISS CALL..
It Stops When you Try to catch.
But Friendship is like SMS
Because it Comes and Stays Inside ur Inbox
Until you delete it.
So, Its Upto you to Keep and Value ur Friend!



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3 GOlden rules: "Who is helping you, Dont forget them, Who is loving U, Dont hate them, Who s believing you. dont cheat them...


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If u want 2 b happy 4 a short tym, GET DRUNK If u want 2 b happy 4 a long tym, FALL IN LOV3 But if you want to be Happy forever, Don't even think of these 2.


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'"Loveless Life is Like A Fruitless Tree But Friendless Life is Like A Rootless Tree, Tree can live without Fruit but not without ROOT'


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Never lie a person who trust you :) and Never trust a person who lie you


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Miracles do occur, but one has to work hard for them to happen...